Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
So grab yourself a glass
While I tell you how I became a player of warcraft.
My names Alex and im 26,
God I wish my age was fixed,
I'm Southern manchester born and raised
In the gym is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Hiding from spiders ontop of a stool.
One day a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mum got scared
She said, "You're not allowed out, its making me despair"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
So she bought me a computer and sent me away
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me the mouse.
I downloaded WoW and said, "Fuck it, if i'm stuck in the house."
First class, Rogue, this is badass
Drinking orange juice out of a glass.
Is this what being stuck in feels like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
Well, the Litch King hit and i developed a flame
I knew this was definitely my game
I had a chance to switch from my rogue
So i re-rolled death knight because it was vogue.
I played casually for around a year
Then I realized I wasn't happy with crappy gear,
So I said to myself "I'm going for tier"
I knew that the good times were finally near
I found a guild and they were cool,
Even though they thought I was a tool,
It didn't matter though because we were friends,
and a solid team,
Helping each other through tacs hard to comprehend.
A few years went by with a couple of breaks,
I wasn't the only one who begun to flake!
We struggled to reach the old guild heights
I'm not being funny but
Cataclysm was shite.
I started to focus on real life,
Its okay though considering Pandaria was bad,
Dreanor was alright but still made me sad
especially with my old guild whos time was had,
I joined as a social to this casual guild
Thought I would see if they were actually chilled
I knew I wouldn't stop playing for good
I was a social so everyone knew where I stood
Legion started and it re-ignited that flame,
I was feeling the urge to make time for the game
But I had to call time on them shite death knights,
Cometh the lock to the game,
A class I didn't think was lame!
I shouted Ram and let him know
"I want to raid"
and with careful consideration he was swayed.
So here we are a couple months later,
Raids firmly in my weekly rota,
I looked at my new guild,
I was finally there,
To sit on my swivel chair.