Raiizh intro


Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

So grab yourself a glass

While I tell you how I became a player of warcraft.


My names Alex and im 26, 

God I wish my age was fixed,

I'm Southern manchester born and raised

In the gym is where  I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

Hiding from spiders ontop of a stool.


One day a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared

She said, "You're not allowed out, its making me despair"


I begged and pleaded with her day after day

So she bought me a computer and sent me away

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me the mouse.

I downloaded WoW and said, "Fuck it, if i'm stuck in the house."


First class, Rogue, this is badass

Drinking orange juice out of a glass.

Is this what being stuck in feels like?

Hmm, this might be alright.


Well, the Litch King hit and i developed a flame

I knew this was definitely my game 

I had a chance to switch from my rogue

So i re-rolled death knight because it was vogue. 


I played casually for around a year

Then I realized I wasn't happy with crappy gear,

So I said to myself "I'm going for tier"

I knew that the good times were finally near


I found a guild and they were cool,

Even though they thought I was a tool, 

It didn't matter though because we were friends,

and a solid team,

Helping each other through tacs hard to comprehend. 


A few years went by with a couple of breaks,

I wasn't the only one who begun to flake!

We struggled to reach the old guild heights

I'm not being funny but 

Cataclysm was shite.


I started to focus on real life, 

Its okay though considering Pandaria was bad, 

Dreanor was alright but still made me sad 

especially with my old guild whos time was had,


I joined as a social to this casual guild

Thought I would see if they were actually chilled 

I knew I wouldn't stop playing for good

I was a social so everyone knew where I stood


Legion started and it re-ignited that flame,

I was feeling the urge to make time for the game

But I had to call time on them shite death knights,

Cometh the lock to the game, 

A class I didn't think was lame!


I shouted Ram and let him know

"I want to raid" 

and with careful consideration he was swayed.


So here we are a couple months later,

Raids firmly in my weekly rota, 

I looked at my new guild,

I was finally there, 

To sit on my swivel chair. 

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